A five day old french fry, but no veggies

It's always a little bit scary when you see your child munching on something and you know you didn't give it to them.

Like when you go to buckle them in their carseat and you realize they are enjoying a piece of God knows what from God knows when...

Or when they dig up the missing sippy cup or bottle that you could never find and are drinking out of it.

And it's always lovely when they decide the food suddenly looks appetizing after it's been dropped and swept up into a nice dusty pile, eeeewwww.

I cringe at these situations and brace myself for an upset tummy, but it never happens! They must have some seriously strong immune systems. I can remember how paranoid I was about cleanliness when they were newborns. I remember nearly crying when my niece beat me to a pacifier that had fallen on the floor and stuck it back in my baby's mouth. Boy how things have changed.